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I found out an interesting little fact this last weekend. My asshole sister in law told my son that I'm a cross dressing Satan worshipper! I wear a kilt and I'm not Christian... I don't wear pants like Jesus did. He did wear pants, right? Damn. I could be wrong on that... Maybe he's going to Hell too for not wearing pants. I get so sick of the closed minded attitudes from her... My nephew has started to notice it, too. I listen to a local band called Angus Mohr. They're a Celtic rock outfit with a kick ass bagpiper, and my nephew said to me that he loves riding in my car so he can listen to them. Matt (their piper and a buddy of mine) wears kilts, and his mom doesn't like that or the fact that he plays the pipes. "You know how Mom is..." he said to me. I was just sitting here, wishing I could get my nephew Angus Mohr's Christmas CD, but I know it would just be a waste of money. Ah well... Maybe I'll get him a kilt in the US Army tartan (Mommy is an Army veteran, which is all the more confusing with her attitude towards the kilt... Last I checked, the modern variety is a military garment, and is worn by numerous military organizations around the world- including the US Marine Corp.)

Such is life. Break's over- gotta go.  
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meh, just show her what we wear under that kilt.
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I found out an interesting little fact this last weekend. My asshole sister in law told my son that I'm a cross dressing Satan worshipper! I wear a kilt and I'm not Christian...

Wait a minute...I thought all Christians were "cross" dressers!

   
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Wait a minute...I thought all Christians were "cross" dressers!

   
BWAHJAHAHAHA

Evil!

I like him 
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Wait a minute...I thought all Christians were "cross" dressers!

   
If I knew how to post a picture of Pope Benedict in his long, flowing dress, and fabulous shoes, I would.  
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ROFLMAO!!!

Because nothing says "Manly" like a long flowing robe......

 

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Ah, but the pope doesn't count. In some Christian sects, Catholics are the next closest thing to Pagans!

So, to these few, Catholics are "not real Christians".

   
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Ah, but the pope doesn't count. In some Christian sects, Catholics are the next closest thing to Pagans!

So, to these few, Catholics are "not real Christians".

   
From a sociological perspective, the working definition that currently best fits defines "Christian" as "one who identifies oneself as Christian". Thus I would regard Latter-Day Saints and Jehovah's Witnesses as Christian, but not "Jews for Jesus" who identify themselves as Jewish.

/I would say that "semantics makes my head spin", but technically it is not making my head spin, but just engendering feelings of confusion.
//for the sarcasm-impaired, the preceding comment I intended as sarcasm.
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Every Friday my friend and his Son wear their kilts-- his son is 11 now. Tell your nosy ass sister in law to stay the fuck out of your business and to watch what bullshit she tells your son.

Kilts=Hotness
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