The Noble Pagan Forums - Sister's Boyfriend The Drama King

Ok, first off, if your reading this, I'm so sorry for wasteing five or ten minutes off your life. Please don't sue.

Ok, my little sister has a.... *Looooooooooooooooong sigh* .. a boyfriend.. his name is Kyle. My sister, much like me, is a Leo. Kyle is a Capricorn. Normally Caps and Leos aren't the best match in heaven. I've heard their better as buisness partners. Not sure right now. Honestly I'm not even bothering to look this all up right now.

For a side note; I have a boyfriend named Jon. He too is a Capricorn. But somehow we are the best of friends and very Smoochie-Smooch. I've had very good energy with Capricorns.

My sister on the other hand had boyfriend preivious that were Capricorns, but she ended up getting into a messy break up. In the end I was always hugging her and telling her its ok, she'll find someone when she was older. I was thinking thirty or forty would be a good age for her...

Today... -Kyle- decided to talk to me tonight saying how much he hated that I was taking away -his- girl away from him for the weekend to a Koi fest. First of all... She's mine. She won't be -His- till I walk her down the wedding carpet(Since Maria and me agreed that maybe he won't be up and walking dureing that time because of his health, so she asked me to walk her down insted ifever such happens.). Anyhow he starts teasing and I joke back, seems like a good time. Until he says something... Something I would never want to hear. (Note; This is on MSN..)

'Just for payback from taking her away from me, I'll make her scream everynight and you'll hear it. Every night' <Tell me... would you say that to your Boy/girlfriends sister/brother/mother/father? I sure as heck wouldn't.>

I told him: "I don't think so, I'll end up aiming something at your window to shut you guys up :p"

'Your going to live in a hobbit hole? Damn, what would your big-a$$ boyfriend think?'

So I make a comment on his height and his 'other height' if you know what I mean. But first, I must defend myself! From what I've learned, Capricorn is the element of earth. Their sign is a goat. You would think that a Capricorn could handle a few punches or teases.

I said: "Well, your only... what? Average size, Kyle? Average height? Oh, don't worry, I'm sure she'll get over it. After all, average height. Good thing my Jonathan isn't as boreing of a height. So big and strong too!"

Another note; my boyfriend is 6'2 and has a good layer of skin on him(And he's a Scot! So he knows how to make a entering and knows how to look smexy in a kilt!). -Kyle- is 5'9, the average american male height and weighs the same amount as a twig!

As soon as I say this. He logs off. I thought he couldn't find anything witty to say like he usually does, and decided to log off to flee a fight he couldn't win. So.. I was happy! I was happy I won my first match against him. So, I did a little dance and marked this day up on my calender as the day I defeated him the first time in a battle!

Soon enough my sweet innocent sister logs in and asks what I did to her boyfriend. She tells me that he was upset and thought she betrayed him or something. Then he started to question rather or not he could satisfy her. So, for a moment I'm lost. Tell her what happened. Then she made me apologize! D< Apologize for a comeback!

Still... I did what she told me to.. and now he still thinks she betrayed him or something. He's so sensitive about the subject after clearly saying that he could keep me up all night with her screams. Jerk! Anyhow. That's what is going on with the family... Oh! My mum is on the couch drinking and singing the 'Beer Song' which I showed her that is on here. I'm trying to get that on video.

Ugh... was I wrong? Now my sister and -Kyle- are not talking since he keeps wining at her I feel at fault... I hate relationships! D<

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*In Clint Eastwood voice* "They call me Penny.... Jenny-Penny. And Skittles. Because I like them... alot. And then there is another name they call me; its Miss Baggins..." -Me

"There is no such thing as a small part in a play, but there are small actors" -Me

"One does not simply Rock into Mordor!" -Random drunk dude down the street

Insecure young adult male.

Nuff said.

What he^ said...

Dont worry about it... They'll either split up because he cant handle it or she becomes tired of him...

Tattertot of passion....ahh the unwanted memories.

Try not to fret over it. You're not a bad person, and besides, I chuckled the entire way through reading this-- so...yea. Not a bad person.

The relationship they have needs to run its course much like anything else in the world. Just be there for her when its done to help collect the pieces and comfort her and her battle wounds.

Honestly I really don't have the will-power to keep up with them. Over the years my little sister has had four or five boyfriends over the net. I have no problems with net dateing, after all that is how I'm currently dateing Jonathan, my current and first online boyfriend. She becomes very clingy very quickly.

They have already been going out for just about a month now ans she's telling him how bad she wants babies and how they are going to live a long happy life together. Not to mention she keeps telling him how she wants her wedding.

What gets me the most is that she's only 17 and she's thinking about merriage with this butt. I don't approve! He doesn't have a job, about he's about 20 or 21, and he's thinking about military (Well, the last one doesn't bother me so much). He admitted he's had a sex life, and I'm just about ready to make my sister a chastity belt.

They talk on the phone all the time, then two hours after they hang up, she whines how much she misses him.

Its so weird! I don't think I can take this TT^TT Maybe I should just lock her in a safe for twanty years.. then let her out and let her do her thing. Honestly.. I really don't want to get into Romance Drama. I've never been good at such things. T^T

Honestly I've been there for her in each and every relationship. I was the one's shoulder she cried on, I was the one with listened to her sobs and how much she loved them, I was the one who tried to pick up the mirror pieces by bare hands, help her 'put them back together' only to have it shattered again. Eventurally I'm going to have nubs as fingues if I contenue to pick up the peices. For once I just want to wabble to -my- boyfriend, cry on -his- shoulder, and have him help me pick up the pieces of my own mirror.

I have no idea if that makes sence.... Anyhow! I just don't want to go threw it again! _-_

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*In Clint Eastwood voice* "They call me Penny.... Jenny-Penny. And Skittles. Because I like them... alot. And then there is another name they call me; its Miss Baggins..." -Me

"There is no such thing as a small part in a play, but there are small actors" -Me

"One does not simply Rock into Mordor!" -Random drunk dude down the street

A lot of 17 year olds go through the whole "I want babies and a wedding and money and a husband and and and and and" and never consider how they are going to get that money and pay for everything else.

I'd sit her down and discuss your fears with her and express that your concerns stem from love and not from a place of hatred and desire to see her fail.

If she continues to muck up her life...let her. She'll just have to learn the hard way like the rest of us

Duct-tape works wonders and fixes anything.

So does Might Putty!!

C.S.

There is a new tape that is stronger that duct. Its Gator tape or something like that. My engineering buddy told me 'bout it.

But srsly-- if it can't be duct..

I think Ill go with the duck tape plan :p Its perfect! Flawless! Wait! I have a closet too! Bwhahahaha! Problem solved! Thank you all! ^-^