The Noble Pagan Forums - God was busy....

(warning ...there is some language at the end)

This speaks for itself.....



U.S. Marines are always taught:

1) Keep your priorities in order; and

2) Know when to act without
hesitation.

A U.S. Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist
and a member of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU).

One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the
ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am
God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the MARINE got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The MARINE went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
the MARINE and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The MARINE calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and
act like an asshole. So He sent me! "


Amen.....

C/S/

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Awesome CS thank you , this really cheered me up ~hugs~

*hugs*
I am glad I could bring a smile to your face.


C/S/

Bumpin this oldie and goody up for the new people.

C*S*