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I so stole this from my friend Mike ( who as you can see get's full credit for this necessity in surviving the Undead....er...Almost Dead.....Brain Dead?) Miiiiiiike! Can you clarify that one for me??
Hello everyone. I just watched an incredibly stupid movie on how to not survive a zombie outbreak, Dawn of the Dead. So I've decided to create a simple DO and DON'T guide on zombie survival. You might want to print this out and keep it handy - it may save your life someday. DON'T
1.) Stay in a city, town, or other human settlement. Wherever there are people, there is a greater potential for zombies.
2.) Try to rescue people, or create a "colony" or "group" of survivors. The more people you accept into your group, the greater your chances for accepting someone who has been bitten but is in denial about it.
3.) Decide to hole up in a mall.
4.) Try to save a girl that left your group to go rescue a dog.
5.) Take chances with anyone who has open sores and recent contact with zombies.
6.) Open the door to "see if they're still out there." They are!
7.) Go to any location where loved ones are to "see if they're still alive."
8.) Leave a perfectly safe and secure location on a hunch that there might be some islands around without zombies on them. Some other group that has a guy that got bitten and didn't tell the group already thought of that, and they infected the island.
9.) Stop to dig through a dead guys pockets for the key to his boat when there is a giant crowd of zombies running towards you.
10.) Strap your pregnant infected girlfriend to a bed and try to deliver her baby while she struggles to free herself.
DO:
1.) Get in your car and drive as far out of town and into the wilderness as possible.
2.) Keep a copy of The Art of Shen Ku in your car at all times, as it may save your life even if there is no zombie invasion. Read it. Know it. Live it.
3.) Own a shotgun and have several boxes of shells and a machette in your trunk with your survival kit, and take the shotgun with you when you flee.
4.) Own a Kevlar body suit, and wear it at all times to avoid being bitten and becoming infected.
5.) Raid small roadside service stations and other low population places for supplies. Always approach cautiously and scout as much as possible from inside your vehicle before exiting for a mad dash at supplies.
6.) Keep your vehicle fueled by siphoning gasoline from other vehicles parked in low populated rural areas. When you find a vehicle you want to siphon gas from, park your car alongside it and keep your eyes open for zombies for at least thirty minutes before exiting the vehicle and swiping the gas.
7.) Run like hell from anyone you meet, even if they are yelling "PLEASE STOP DON'T LEAVE ME!" they may have been bitten and are in denial and could jeapordize your survival.
8.) Stay in your car at all times, unless it is absolutely necessary to leave.
9.) Get ahold of CB radio if you can, so you can keep in touch with other survivors and not go crazy with lonliness.
10.) Monitor small towns for signs of life or zombies on a monthly basis.
Eventually, the zombies will metabolize away and be unable to exist. When this happens, consider leading a nomadic existance from small town to small town. It's a bad idea to return to larger cities, since other survivors will likely flock there, and if someone catches the virus through an open sore and another outbreak occurs, your chances for survival will drop drastically.
How to survive a Zombie attack... 
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