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Old 10-28-2009
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So a little background info is needed for this (bare with me here...also I will refer to my girlfriend as Saturn)

First off my girlfriend is Catholic...well...was raised Catholic...but really makes fun of Catholicism...I dunno she's *something*...anyways. She knows I'm a philosophical Taoist and accept that very well. So we got on the topic of Heaven, so of course she talks about the key's to heaven. The conversation went about like this....

Me: So who has the key's to heaven?

Saturn: The pope....

Me: So the pope has the key's to heaven?

Saturn: Correct.

Me: So where does he keep them?

Saturn: Umm....I think its more of a symbolic thing...Dealing with the flag in Rome and...

Me: Ah! But you said the pope had the actual key's to heave. as such where are they on him!?

Saturn: Umm....I guess around his neck....

Me: Okay great, we need a black ops team to infiltrate the Vatican to steal the key's. All so we can make a profit.....and get our friends in. It'll be just like Attack the Gas Station [Great movie btw check it out if you can]. Who's In?!

*Saturn and her sister both raise their hands*


So.....now that we know where the key's are....who wants to crash a party?
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So long as we do this Lara Croft style.

I think tight leather shorts will make my ass look nice...er.
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I'm in! Just for SnG because we all know that no matter what I am already slated for Heaven.
I will be The Paisley Ninja for this endeavor!!!

 

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Count me in, too.

Instead of keys can we use those credit card swipey things like hotels have? They are soooo much easier to carry..........
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OOO I want the Pope's Visa card too! <_< Lots of Holy money.
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Dude...he's the pope. Like he actually uses earthly money?
I think the card keys would be cool, however there is just something so NEAT and NIFTY and FUN about a ring full of holy jailer keys....

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