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When I was 12 years old my parents told me I was an alien. Their reasoning? I ate marshmallows. "But everyone eats marshmallows!" I replied while stuffing my face with another marshmallow. My parents assured me it was a conspiracy so I would fit in and thus my growth as a human being could be better understood without biased knowledge of my natural race.

My parents were awesome. I've returned the favor to my nephew who know believes Unicorns poop marshmallows. He refuses to eat them.

I've assured all of my friends that because I'm an alien, I will have litters of babies and strategically place them through out the world in the care of the powerful and mighty (economically speak) and then one day activate them for my own deviant purposes.

So now that we've established just how creative I am... lets get down to the juicy stuff.

I'm 21 going on 'depends when you ask and where she's at'. Fulltime college student I spend my hours spamming TNP with my garbage, chatting up Celtic Spider and Spooder, snort-giggling when I think something is a proper knee slap and voicing my opinions in the form of a tangent. Notice not ONCE did I mention studying (but really, I do....).

I'm willing to discuss any and all topics with you-- this includes the flavor of crayons if you are so inclined but I'll be honest, I haven't had a good crayon since my blissful years in the sandbox. I believe I'm an open minded, accepting individual and I pride myself on this. You will never hear me claim perfection and the all knowing guru of life and its hidden meaning (unless I'm feeling particularly arrogant that day; humor me.). My sense of humor is eclectic, much like my taste in almost anything (music, TV, books, beliefs, hobbies, etc..); I'm not easy to offend.


Generally speaking, I'm just your Standard kinda gal.

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Macha, you ate MARSHMELLOWS!? WELL, so now you have joined the wise ones, of course. The Mallow flower is used for purity and bannishing negative vibes I believe... so you are indeed a positve influence upon us.
I do believe I have stumbled upon some of the babies here and there, and shall look after them for you. Old Blue

I marshmallows!
It's very nice to meet you. From what I've seen so far, this appears to be a very diverse group of "leaders"!

Macha - you are never standard

I'm the standard issued-- with perks and glitches. Which makes me awesome!